I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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