we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
