Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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