I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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