Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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