I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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