I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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