Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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