My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Randomize
