well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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