windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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