No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
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