If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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