How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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