Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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