Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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