is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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