Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Lo siento on account of my penis...
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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