Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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