I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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