The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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