Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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