Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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