She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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