Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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