you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
