It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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