You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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