Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
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He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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