Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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