i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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