So drunk, too bad you don't want this
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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