so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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