My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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I want to be your penis for a week.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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