This is not my ceiling
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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