She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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