I think i sorta joined a cult last night
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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