Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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