Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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