He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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