You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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