i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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