This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
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I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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