if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
she peed on how many people?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
We left the knife in your bed.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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