Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
He kissed a someone with a penis
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
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You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I love you. Go after that dick
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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