So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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