i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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You threw up with your ski mask on still.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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