rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
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Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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