Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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