Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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