He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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