I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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