im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
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He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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