tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
